Son: Mommy, if Santa leaves coal for bad kids, what does the Easter bunny leave?

Mother:  Rabbit poop.

And after the giggling subsides:

Son:  Is that the worst he can do?

Mother:  Well it’s not so bad unless you think it’s chocolate. (Okay, I know but if you can’t beat ‘em...)

Son: Mom, now that’s just rude.

Yikes, I just got told by my four year old.